Surely the millions of people across the world who have figured out what a blog is, what a blog comment is, and how to get them emailed to you in fucking real time, do not find the entire concept of blogging to be silly nor ‘unwelcoming’ to commenters.

I mean really? How fucking stupid can you be?

This not letting me work from home on some days but letting me work from home on other days bullshit is really….well, bullshit.

I get that you don’t trust me to actually do work when I’m not in the office because you don’t do work when you’re not in the office. But let’s face it, I do more work in one hour than you do all week. Your theory is flawed on many levels.

I think you just like having power, and wielding it.

Fuck that.

So I say again: Fuck You.

Not because of what you write, but because you write at all.

You are the same douchebag who told me you wouldn’t read my blog, which I’ve had for six years, because you don’t ‘do’ blogs.

But now that you have become an attention whore, you suddenly are a blogger?

Oh, but you still refuse to read my blog.

You still don’t ‘do’ them?

Fuck you.

Those people that you love so much? They just put up with you. It’s called being polite.

Hanging out with someone 7 times in 5 years does not best friends make.

I’m glad they were dear enough to worth sacrificing a real friendship over.

Good job, asshole.

I have seen and heard it done both before and after, such as:

I’m not going to lie…I didn’t love that movie.

or

I hated that movie…I’m not going to lie.

Well ok, thanks, genius, but nobody asked you to fucking lie. Most times, when people ask your opinion, they’re actually looking for your opinion not something you made up on the spot.

And it implies that most of the time, you are lying.

And it implies that you are a douchebag…I’m not going to lie.

But you know what else?

I am ashamed.

I am ashamed and appalled that anyone in our country can oppose gay marriage.

So much for tolerance. So much for progression.

I quite simply can’t understand the mentality – you have got to have a lot of hate in your heart to want to deny another human being basic civil rights just because what turns them on turns you off.

And for those who hide behind the veil of Christianity for validation of their bigotry, whatever happened to separation of church and state? Why should any religious morals dictate a law? If your religion doesn’t allow homosexuality, then here’s a thought: don’t allow gay marriage in your church. Why force the rest of us to abide by your religious views? Or do you think it should be illegal to eat meat on Fridays, too?

How about, just because you don’t like something, which is not hurting anyone, you don’t get to make it illegal? Spare me the BS about undermining the institution of marriage. Look at the divorce rate in this country. Do you really think gay marriages will make it worse?

Well hell, if we’re going to say that the only marriages that are legal are the ones which coincide with what gets you off, then I guess no one who has a relationship based in BDSM should be able to get married. No one who likes to dress up in latex should be able to get married. Why? Well I think it’s sick! It’s disgusting! Let’s make it illegal!

How malicious and spiteful can you be to say to someone, Your love is not as good as mine. Your love is not as valid as mine. What kind of egotistical, arrogant asshole do you have to be to want to dictate what is and is not a valid marriage?

If you think gay marriage is wrong and an abomination and gays are going to hell – why can’t you just keep those thoughts to yourself? That way you’re not hurting anyone else (Do unto others, and whatnot) and guess what?  You might actually be *gasp* wrong!!! What if God, being so good and all, decides that ‘Hey, just because seeing another man’s flagpole makes yours rise, you’re not completely evil and damned for all of eternity’? Even if God is bitchy like that, to damn two people to hell for all of eternity because they dared to commit to love each other as long as they both shall live, shouldn’t you sort of let Him judge that?

And let’s not try comparing to murder and how God says that is bad, so it’s ok to make it illegal. Guess what – Christians don’t hold a monopoly on the moral right. Someone can be an atheist and still think it’s not a-ok to kill someone else. Just because a priest happens to believe the same thing doesn’t make his word the bottom line.

Look, why don’t you just keep your hate inside, let it fester and boil over and eat you away from the inside.

Don’t puke it out all over the rest of us and make us suffer, too.

I don’t think ‘penultimate‘ means what you think it means.

The delicious irony is that it was so violently misused in a post about saying stupid things.

Delicious.

Although, you truly did not look ‘in love’ in that one picture, I don’t care what you say. It’s not your fault, you have those weird eyes, and they just looked wide with fright. Sorry.

What, you didn’t race me to point that flaw out?

The very fact that someone actually thinks it sounds ‘original’ leads me to believe that you surround yourself with idiots to make yourself feel smart.

Secondly, if it’s meant to be an outward expression of what you want people to know about you, why is it such a fucking secret about what it ‘stands for’?!? Once again, a lame power trip attempt. You feel all good and strong and powerful because you know something and we don’t, na na na boo boo!! Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck what it stands for or what the colors represent, all they can see is that you got the lamest, most overdone tattoo ever and you put it on your fucking foot.

I hope it did hurt.