Listen, I know you were in a sorority, but not every woman who looks at a picture of you is in a race to point out your flaws to you before you can bring them up yourself. It really gets old trying to reassure you that you don’t have a fat ass, whether I think you do or not. I don’t have the time or energy to nitpick all your flaws when I see a photo of you, so just let it go, ok?
Although, you truly did not look ‘in love’ in that one picture, I don’t care what you say. It’s not your fault, you have those weird eyes, and they just looked wide with fright. Sorry.
What, you didn’t race me to point that flaw out?
